The dark side of Taurus

Taurus are both beautiful and smart, until they are in their twenties, they become rigid and bitter overnight , stubborn and slow. Taurus' greatest assets are stubbornness, constipation, emptiness, and verbal diarrhea. Taurus can always be bought cheaply. Everything they deal with becomes theirs, especially other people's money. Taurus are definitely not writers or actors; they are first-rate servants, house slaves, bakers, and prostitutes.